50 funny Inspirational Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Who doesn't love a good laugh? And what's better than a laugh that also leaves you feeling inspired and motivated? Sometimes, all it takes is a witty remark or a clever quip to turn your day around. With that in mind, I've compiled a list of 50 funny inspirational quotes that will bring a smile to your face and spark your spirit. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be uplifted!

1. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle." - Steve Jobs
2. "The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." - Will Rogers
3. "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson
4. "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison
5. "The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time." - Joe Girard
6. "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." - Chinese Proverb
7. "I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin
8. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
9. "I didn’t get there by wishing for it or hoping for it, but by working for it." - Estée Lauder
10. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama
11. "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
12. "The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin
13. "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett
14. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin
15. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." - Cathy Guisewite
16. "Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schulz
17. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." - Oscar Wilde
18. "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
19. "A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure." - Unknown
20. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle." - Steve Jobs
21. "I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx
22. "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain
23. "Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans." - John Lennon
24. "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain
25. "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water." - Unknown
26. "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
27. "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it." - Unknown
28. "Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese." - Billie Burke
29. "If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now." - Marie Osmond
30. "I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms." - Michael Scott
31. "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
32. "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost
33. "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
34. "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney Harris
35. "I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way." - Carl Sandburg
36. "The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time." - Joe Girard
37. "Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
38. "A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin
39. "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
40. "If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." - Steven Wright
41. "I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
42. "Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen." - Wayne Huizenga
43. "The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." - Sarah Brown
44. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns
45. "I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin
46. "The only time to look down on someone is when you are helping them up." - Jesse Jackson
47. "Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans." - John Lennon
48. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright
49. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
50. "Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." - Tom Lehrer